No Cake or Coffee??? Ok, ok, its all good to take away one or the other from me but I would not try both. At the same time. While I am really, really hungry.
For Joshuas Granmothers 89th birthday, the family decided that they would take her to the top of the tallest building on the Gold Coast. Why? To show her exactly how old she is. To show her how many buildings werent around when she was born and have since arisen out of no where. And obvuiously so that she too would not be able to enjoy not having coffee and cake on her birthday.
Here is a picture of Joshuas nipple ontop of he Q1 building. Why? Because I can.
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08
Oct
NO CAKE OR COFFEE?????
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07
Oct
LONDON PASS
Whether you want to visit London’s museums or London’s Zoo, Chelsea Football Club Stadium or Kensington Palace – there is a tourist attraction on the London Pass to suit every taste and interest.
The London Pass is a plastic card offering free entry to 56 of the best charging tourist attractions in and around London.
Visitors to London simply pay a one off fee for the London Pass duration of their choice (1, 2, 3, or 6 days) and then they can use the card to enter as many of the included attractions as they wish in that time.
Some of the most popular attractions included on the London Pass are the Tower of London, London Zoo, Kensington Palace, Windsor Castle, London Aquarium, Shakespeare’s Globe, St Paul’s Cathedral, Chelsea FC Stadium Tour and the Tower Bridge Exhibition – to name but a few.
The London Pass comes with queue jumping privileges at the busiest attractions – which is like gold dust when it comes to London crowds – and customers can choose to purchase inclusive travel with their London Pass for unlimited travel on London’s underground, bus and train network.
For more information please visit: London Sightseeing
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I have recently returned from spending a few days with my Mum just outside Toowoomba. When I was packing to go down, I called her to ask her what the temperature was so I could try and gauge what clothes to take with me. Never did she mention that at this point in time it was the COLDEST F%$KING PLACE ON EARTH and that if I did come down that I shouldnt expect my nipples to stop being erect for the next decade. The only way to get warm was to have a shower. You know how when you have a shower you get that warm fuzzy feeling from the warm water spread all over your body? Well I dont think that feeling reached my feet until after nearly 15 minutes in the shower. If i ever said that I hated Brisbane, I so dont, I am so sorry and I will never say it again. Pinky Promise…..
PS: Thankyou to all of you who sent both my Dad and family well wishes. I am happy to report that he is doing much better. He is still unable to walk but we are just happy to still have him around.
PPS: Joshua, due to this your account has been suspended by me unless you bring me either cookies or chocolate. No wait, rethink, I want both.
Checkout the above picture, want more? CLICK HERE
07
Apr
YOU SANK MY TEA CUP
Spending five days at a resort.
And all i got were these shitty teabags.
Thanks Mastercard……….
Peppers Salt Resort is awesome by the way. Check it out here
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09
Jan
FAKE TAN = TOTAL CHAV
Why do i always try these things the day before i go on holidays? I looked down at my legs and was almost blinded by the whiteness so i though lets go to the other extreme, patchy orange mess. Fake tan – dont do it.
”chhhh u cheeeky bassterd, garantted u is a chain wearin, goff bashin, roll up blitzer from new east basingstoke and u aint got sh!t to do apart from reakon ur all dat wiv ur bad boi slip knott hoody and ur nose piercing, if me and da girrlz saw u down south london town we would see fit to smack u up and leave u lyin der in ur rude boi leather jacket and ur nutta 10ft chains along wid ur hench drum rollup.”
So we are off on holidays today, five days of sun soaking fun except its raining and Joshua has a chest infection……… Will keep you posted.
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11
Mar
I AM OUTTA HERE
Just a short note, after much organising i am leaving tomorrow. I don’t know when I will be able to post next but will try to do one next week. Cheers y’all. Leany xxxx
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