Oh and before you get too excited this clip is completely free from rap chicks stepping out of tour buses wearing tight pants showing of their camel toes. So if thats your bag, I’m sorry….
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WHAT: Future Music Festival 2010: it’s time to go back to the Future …
WHEN: Saturday Feb 27, 2010
WHERE: Brisbane Turf Club, Doomben Racecourse
After rocking tens of thousands of fans across the nation in 2009, it’s time to go back to the Future once more as the Future Music Festival juggernaut gears up to do it all again in 2010 …
Featuring an all-star line-up of the planet’s hottest music artists, Future Music Festival scooped the pool in last year’s Sony inthemix poll, picking up no less than two coveted Best Festival Awards for its massive shows in Adelaide and Sydney and Runner Up honours for Melbourne and Perth.
Celebrating the ultimate sounds of tomorrow, today, Future Music Festival is a 10-hour sonic boom that travels Australia at the speed of sound and rivals any major festival experience on the planet. This unique, world-class event blends the biggest names in electronic music with the brightest stars of Hip Hop, Pop, Indie Rock and beyond …
Having played host to the iconic likes of N*E*R*D, Basement Jaxx, The Chemical Brothers and many more in previous years, Future Music Festival is continuing its tradition of showcasing the globe’s finest future music artists and has raised the bar yet again in 2010.
Hot on the heels of their acclaimed debut performances in the past few weeks, Empire Of The Sun are ready to dazzle Future Music Festival crowds with their psychedelic-electric glittering live show. Recently nominated for an astounding 11 ARIA Awards, the Empire is taking the planet’s charts by storm and promise to send Future Music Festival into overdrive on their continuing path to world domination!
Renowned for their high-octane live show and relentless raw energy, The Prodigy are returning to Australian soil to rock Future Music Festival 2010 to its very core. Sporting an arsenal of huge beats, deafening bass and a litany of classic rave and industrial anthems, prepare to ride a raging soundwave of epic proportions …
Heading down under to gather the faithful hordes once more, legendary DJ/Producer and dance music luminary, John Digweed, is primed to give the Future Musical Festival its second dose of pure, deep, upfront bliss; while Deep Dish’s Dubfire is guaranteed to warp minds, bodies and souls with his cutting-edge brand of twisted, dark Techno beats and bleeps …
With a brand new album ‘One Love’ sweeping the globe’s hot lists, superstar House DJ/Producer, David Guetta, is bringing his biggest, best and freshest new dancefloor weapons to the party; while Techno doyen and court jester of the underground, Sven Vath, is making his second appearance at Future Music Festival and is sure to lead his ecstatic throng of die-hard fans on a merry, mayhem-filled dance …
A firm favourite with festival-goers the world over, indie rockers Franz Ferdinand will set the stage and crowds ablaze with their stunning live show as seen by thousands at festivals such as Glastonbury this year; while Hero of the Electro underground and producer extraordinaire, Boys Noize, will be on hand to showcase the latest bombs and edits from his agenda-setting label.
Minimal/Tech House innovators and ‘Get Physical’ masterminds, Booka Shade, will be making their long-awaited return to the nation’s festival stages in a sweet blur of deep rhythms and inimitable melodic moments; while jet-setting Subliminal boss and House music aficionado, Erick Morillo, is sure to do what he does best: shake some serious asses and get the party jumping, proper …
Last but certainly not least … ‘lords of the Trance’, Above & Beyond, are primed to live up to their name and take Future Music Festival 2010’s Trance fans there and back!
It’s official. Future Music Festival 2010 is locked and loaded to send the nation’s music faithful on an exhilarating, full-throttle journey to the future that they’ll never, ever, forget!
So, get ready to for the experience that will last you a lifetime and remember …
Enjoy life. Experience the Future.
Touring nationally in March 2010, tickets for Future Music Festival 2010 go on sale at 9am on Wednesday October 21.
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15
Oct
FREE 3 POINT SAFETY CHECK
Over the last week or so its like someone has put Hamish into a time machine because its as if he has grown so much in an instant. He now waves hello and goodbye. Says “mama” and “dada” and also offers a free three point safety check with every “Hamish to Pram” installation.
When we place him into the pram, he points (yes with his fluff pointer) using a tapping motion, to all of the things that need to happen before we go anywhere. So we put him in and he will tap on the harness to clip him in, so we do that first. Then he points to the safety bar that needs to be clipped in. Then he will point to the suncover that needs to be pulled down. And the answer to your question is yes, he get more vigerous with his pointing/tapping if you dont do it in the correct order, like “do you not know what you are doing here? If you don’t know how to do it properly I will find someone who can, Its sooo hard to find good help these days”.
I dont know if we have a problem here but I think he may be the sort of kid that will need everything just so, and in order or else he may just have a nervous breakdown. I can just imagine me getting a phone call from his principal in a few years when he starts school, “Hi Mrs Cooper we are going to need to to come and get Hamish, we seem to have a slight issue” and when i get there i find him huddled in the corner rocking back and forth repeating the words “blue pencil” over and over again, all because he has lined up all of his pencils and cant find the blue one.
PS: The reason that my post headers are in PINK is to support Breast Cancer Awareness month.
PPS: A new theme is in the works
PPPS: A competition with a great prize is in the works as well.
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ITS ANOTHER ONE!!!!!
And enter stage left: The Pigeon Toed Pose.
Applause of approval please, anyone?
If you cant help it, and you are naturally pigeon toed and you have no other choice but as a natural reaction when you are posing that you stand like this then thats fine. But to deliberately pose like this, then I don’t understand. It seems to be really in at the moment too. But wouldn’t it be easier to just stand normally?
“Oh, Hi there miss can I take you picture?”
“Yes sure , oh hang on a second though: I JUST…HAVE TO…CONTORT….MY BODY….INTO THIS…..REALLY AWKWARD…..POSITION…..THAT NO DOUBT….YOU FIND……DEVASTATINGLY ATTRACTIVE….OK THERE, I’M READY”.
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14
Sep
KANYE VS taylor swift
Kanye, even though you may be right about Beyonce, you are such a looser and a douche.
COMMENTS, THOUGHTS, SUGGESTIONS? Feel free to leave them below.
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04
Oct
PARKLIFE
Featuring: Mixmaster Mike, Coldcut, Krafty Kuts, Peter Hook (New Order) DJ Set, Cut Chemist, Butterfingers, Salmonella Dub, Mattafix, Tim Deluxe, Stanton Warriors , Freeform Five, Kid Kenobi & MC Shureshock, Who Made Who, Mark Farina, Dirty South, Midnight Juggernauts, The Valentinos, The Winnie Coopers, Stafford Brothers, My Ninja Lover, The Vinyl Slingers, Pty Ltd
Its amazing how many freaks you can jam pack into such a small venue. BUT OMG – what a random night! I still have numb/bleeding toes from my birkenstocks! Its ok, it was dark by the time i started dancing so you can breathe out, no one saw my jigs.
It was such a great afternoon, all though it did look like there was the chance of rain in the afternoon but luckily it didn’t last long.
Vinyl Slingers were really good apart from the fact that they did the whole Jay Kay indian headress thing. The headress was later strewn into the crowd and later spotted stuck to different people.
Salmonella Dub – what can i say? They rocked, not as in rocked on because that would be a little gay – not that there is anything wrong with that, but rocked on as is in they were awesome.
Score out of 10? Definatley a 10.
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